He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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