I'm drive I can fine osifer
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I FOUND THE LEGS
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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