Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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