brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
tell me about the fingering
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