after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
