if you like me you must not know who I am
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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