In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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