Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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