is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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