its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
