Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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