He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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