is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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