found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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