But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
handjob tips. give me some.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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