me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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