Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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