he shaved USA in his pubs
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
