he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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