so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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