ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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