We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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