Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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