I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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