She just used a chaser for red wine.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I believe in your delicious
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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