Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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