Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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