If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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