did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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