doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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