ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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