Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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