You surviving the open bar?
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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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