guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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