i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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