i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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