Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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