scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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