this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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