Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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