i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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