when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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