i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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