I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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