Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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