One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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