if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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