its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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