16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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