Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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