thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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