It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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