I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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