Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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